I hate interviews with sports players. The reporters ask the worst questions.
Q: What does your team need to do to win the game?
A: We need to score more points than the other team.
Q: What did you guys do to win the game?
A: We scored more than the other team.
Q: Why did you guys lose?
A: We didn’t score as many points as the other team.
Q: What is your strategy for the game?
A: To score points and win. [Read more…] about Am I Ready To Be A Dad?
I used to check the stats on my blog every day. Actually, I used to check them multiple times a day. I can check stats on how many people have been to my site, what pages they checked out, if they used a link on social media to get to my site, what country they are from and so much more. I used to check it as if doing that was going to magically increase the number of people going to it. Everyone knows it is totally rational to think that checking your blog’s stats will drive traffic to it. There is no way it could have to do with your post’s content and how often you put up a new one. [Read more…] about Finding Motivation
Dear fellow drivers that travel along Garner Road between Martin Luther King Boulevard and Yeargan Road,
I have a confession to make. There have been many times where I have been frustrated with you. You probably didn’t know this (unless you could tell because I was tailgating you) but I wanted to get this off my chest and clear the air. The reason I get frustrated is simple. You are rarely driving the speed limit. [Read more…] about The Speed Limit
January has come and gone and now February is here. February is most known for being Black History Month, but it is also known for being the “Oh crap I haven’t actually stuck to any of my New Year resolutions” month. It is also the month where the sad, sad reality sets in that football is gone and won’t be back until fall. For fun, and accountability, I figured I would take a look at how I am doing on my goals. [Read more…] about New Year Resolutions Check Up
The Super Bowl is today and hopefully the Seattle Seahawks will be winning back to back championships. But a couple of weeks ago, the Seahawks were riding the struggle bus in the NFC Championship game. They weren’t able to get any points on the scoreboard until late in the 3rd quarter. Even then it wasn’t my man crush, Russell Wilson, that scored. It was their punter, Jon Ryan, who threw the first touchdown pass. And when he did, he made an amazing face that took the internet by storm. [Read more…] about Laugh at Yourself
You know how most people have some thing they irrationally dislike? Mine is brushing my teeth. To say I dislike it wouldn’t be doing my feelings justice. I hate it. I can’t stand the thought of having to brush my teeth. It is like a mental fight with myself every night to brush my teeth. I just feel like I am wasting my time standing in my bathroom scrubbing my teeth. I understand the benefits of it, and that is probably the only thing that keeps me doing it. That and the fact that Angela doesn’t like to kiss me if I have smelly breath. But I can use Listerine to take care of that. [Read more…] about My Hatred of the Toothbrush
